My God Zenom, I never wanted to do a bad deed against you, my white superior. A poor guy like me who doesn't even have 5 dollars in Steam could never put himself on the same level as you and contradict you in anything, my master.
I know that my actions were very wrong, it is because of the sadness of waking up every day and realizing that I am a black Peruvian dwarf otaku, I have all the possible diseases that L4D2 is my only salvation from this misery that is being me.
I ask for forgiveness and mercy before you my master Zenom and my lord Jimmy who always deserves to be praised for being more superior than me.
I want to be a good boy now and change forever, never again messing with the words of my God Jimmy and the will of his apostles. I will never watch hentai or bronie or furry porn again, so please, I beg you to let me go back to the L4D2 modes. I hope I can return my lord, I'm just a shitty black boy who deserves to be punished like a whore and to be licking your shoes for being a shitty faggot. I just ask for one more chance. Please unban me from the servers my Lord Zenom and my God Jimmy