What Even IS a FAG ban?

Our patented FAG (Falve Anti-Cheat) system is a new, state of the art technology, aimed at fighting left 4 dead 2 FAGgottry.

Generally, one of our agents will join c5m2 and speed hack their way to the button to stop the alarm. Upon seeing this, their teammates will immediately call a vote, leaving our agent with a difficult choice.

  1. Continue to make your way to the red button, thus saving your team from the horde, but risking potentially getting kicked.
  2. Immediately run the script dodge-l4d2-vote.py and uuuh… you know what happens

In order to combat this dilemma, we decided to add every offender of the l4d2 code of honor, to the FAG ban list. Now I know what you’re thinking.

>Jimmy, isn’t that a bit homophobic broooo like broooo think of the gay people broo think of the faggots!!

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Now what does being FAG banned entail? It’s simple really.

If you are FAG banned, upon joining a game, you might be able to play for 2 minutes. But rest assured, once we catch a whiff of your faggot ass, your game will…

If you or a loved one has been FAG (Falve Anti-Cheat) banned, there is only 1 thing left to do. Head over to our ban appeal page here ASAP. And submit your most respectful, boot licking apology you can muster up.