Falve Anti-Cheat (FAG) Ban Appeal

Please leave a comment explaining why I (his majesty the king) should unban you. If you’re unfamiliar with the FAG ban system, and what it means to be FAG banned, please read the following article:

What Even Is A FAG ban?

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  1. Blzk0
    Blzk0

    Hi there Jimmy, Like the most recent comment in this section, I had no idea that this site existed, I was playing with a friend of mine and there is this dude called “Zenom” that just entered the match, makes fun of us and i proceed to votekick him, and he told me this: ”
    Zenom : Ahora estas en la lista de victimas ante ataques DDoS. “, Basically he is telling me in spanish that i am in a list for DDoS attacks, Just because i votekicked him, Anyway, Im wondering if you jimmynigs (my majesty) could unfagban me, plz

    Here is my steam profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/blessedbyjesuschrist/
    And my id, My Majesty: STEAM_0:1:576291657

    1. jimmynigs

      Wrong page, check the link above

  2. AAoS.
    AAoS.

    Well, it wasn’t me but my friend Blazkowicz who got Fag Banned, sorry for that comment lol.

  3. AAoS.
    AAoS.

    Hello Jimmy, so I was playing VS with my friend (we were insulting each other just for fun) and out of nowhere this guy called Zenom told me that I got added to the Fag Ban list for no reason (at least not one that he told me).
    So I was wondering if you (my majesty) can talk to him or if he can told me the reason and if I can get unbanned (sorry if my English is bad, is not my main language).

    Here his message when he told me that I got added to the Fag Ban List: Zenom : Ahora estas en la lista de victimas ante ataques DDoS.

    My Steam ID: https://steamcommunity.com/id/IfIScreamNobodyWillHearMe/

  4. Yap
    Yap

    Hello Jimmy, I had no idea that this site existed until I realized that it was banned. I found out thanks to a friend and I ate this ban because I was playing with my friends and a guy named Venom came in and started to poison us that we had hacks.
    something that we obviously don’t have and the guy got angry with me because I simply killed him and predicted his movements and his spawns. He left angry threatening me about a “fagban” that until that day I had not understood but as the weeks passed he came back and only came in to say ” Enjoy your fagban Seven.” and that’s good. Could you please unban me?

    Postscript: I don’t speak English very well so I’m writing this with the translator.
    My id: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199442382956/

    1. jimmynigs

      Seems like you were banned by MeetyCoover. I’ll bring your appeal to his attention.

        1. jimmynigs

          Don’t get an attitude now. I swear I’ll mark your profile as perma ban and never look at it again.

          1. Yap
            Yap

            It’s okay I’m sorry

  5. Y45
    Y45

    Hi Jimmy, I was banned by a peruvian who insulted me and my friend in all the ways possible. His name is Zenom and he used wallhacks, speedhack and a lot of others hacks so we insulted him for that. We wanted to know if u could unban us beacuse we think it isnt fair that a peruvian can ban us and we didnt do anything so bad. thx u

    My ID: STEAM_0:1:769944731
    My friend ID: STEAM_0:1:112986811

    1. jimmynigs

      So you’re claiming Zenom is Peruvian? You better have some proof to back that up boy.

      1. Y45
        Y45

        I need to ask my friend for that because he played in more servers with him. I only played 1 match with Zenom but I remember that he had the peruavian accent on the mic when he yelled ta my friend. Also, my friend saw him using words like “pe” in the chat so I will tell him to send screenshots of the conversation

        1. jimmynigs

          That would be quite the surprise indeed. Not that Mexicans are that much better than Peruvians. Like comparing a nigger and a piece of shit really.

      2. peruvianrapistt
        peruvianrapistt

        That’s right, Jimmy. In the few interactions we’ve had with Zenom, we believe he might be Peruvian. When he spoke over the microphone, we noticed a certain peruvian accent, although we’re not completely sure because his mic kept cutting out. Similarly, when i joined another game and encountered him again, he wrote in the chat: “y este quien es pe” (and who is this, pe), using the characteristic ‘pe’ of Peruvians. Before i could do or say anything, i received an automatic F1 from he and the other two who were with him. If we’re mistaken and Zenom isn’t Peruvian, we apologize. We don’t like Peruvians either.

        1. jimmynigs

          Anyone that hates Peruvians is a friend of mine. I for one hope you and your friend get unbanned. But like I said, since Zenom is the one that banned you, the decision is up to him.

    2. Zenom
      Zenom

      Not only you insulted me in the voice chat, and you want a unban? Faggot you better buy a new l4d2

      1. Y45
        Y45

        I dont have any mic, so I idk what u are saying

  6. Charlie27
    Charlie27

    Hi Jimmy, I have no fucking idea what this site is but they told me that here I could appeal my ban for supposedly selling autobhop XD, why, cuz I can’t play for the fps drop effect lol, so if it’s possible pls unban me
    STEAM_0:1:664446418

    1. jimmynigs

      Sure, let me look into it. I forget what you did. That’s why it’s important to submit an appeal in a timely manner.

    2. Twitch.tv/MeetyCover
      JC REYES

      you’re gonna have to do better than that “apology” peruvian faggot

      1. Charlie27
        Charlie27

        Hi JC,

        I’m very sorry for what I did. I feel awful. I know I did something very wrong and I can’t have a good experience playing with my friends

        Seriously, I can’t stop thinking about it.

        Please, I ask you to forgive me and unban me. I’ve already sucked your cock 6 times and my jaw already hurts.
        I don’t want my games to have attacks again.

        1. Twitch.tv/MeetyCover
          JC REYES

          Excelente mi cerruanito, te has ganado tu desbaneo qué será dentro de las próximas 2 horas.

          Good boy. Your ban has been set to expire in 2 hours.

    3. jimmynigs

      Yeah you were banned by JC REYES. I suggest doing what he asks.

  7. yutokaimo
    yutokaimo

    Dear notwallhack. Thank you for reaching out. Unfortunately your case is a bit special and requires us to discuss things privately

    1. notwallhack
      notwallhack

      It’s okay, how can we fix it?

  8. notwallhack
    notwallhack

    Hello Jimmy, it was to inform you about the ban that you gave me from the fag ban, I would like to know what the reason for my ban was and to know if I could be unbanned, and thank you very much.

    1. jimmynigs

      Apparently you were trying to sell open source projects. Besides, one of your previous names is DJ PERUANO…. yeah you definitely deserve to be banned.

      The entire country of POORU should be banned actually. Dirty fucking spics.

      1. notwallhack
        notwallhack

        I never tried to sell open codes, and besides I just want to relax from the game, I don’t know why you banned me because of my PERUVIAN DJ, I mean, I don’t understand why you ban me because of my name, not also being from Peru, with all due respect.

      2. notwallhack
        notwallhack

        Besides, I just want to play, relax and everything is calm, but after days I find out that I’m banned, sir.

  9. GrimmlyHollow
    GrimmlyHollow

    JIMMY!! UNBAN ME SO I MAY CALL YOU A RETARDED FAGGOT IN THE GLORIOUS FIELDS OF VS ONCE MORE… AND MY LIFE IS YOURS…

    1. jimmynigs

      May our blades clash once again upon the fields of battle. But first, you must make a pilgrimage to the oracle of FAGgottry and discover your true fate. My wizards will dispel your ban in 6 hours. You can see the timer at
      https://jimmynigs.com/asturibot-faggots/

      Good luck, young warrior

  10. Satoshy33
    Satoshy33

    Hello Jimmy, good evening, first of all I didn’t know about this page, after researching I understood better, but I have a question which is why I am banned?, the second is that please unban me since this game is my life, I can’t live without this game, every day the only thing I want is to play this I don’t get tired nor will I get tired I think I will do something crazy if I can’t play a game again, in advance I ask you 2 favors, tell me why they banned me and the second if you could unban me, thank you I love you have a nice day. STEAM_0:1:561047817

    1. jimmynigs

      Looks like you were banned by Twitch.tv/MeetyCover for being a Long pinga. I will check in with him to get more details.

    2. Twitch.tv/MeetyCover
      JC REYES

      muy buen hijo mio, me gusta que me chupen la pinga para pedir su desbaneo, más te vale ser buena persona para que no vuelvas a entrar a esta lista, tu desbaneo será dentro de las próximas 9 horas.

      very good my son, I like to get my dick sucked to ask for your unban, you better be a good person so you don’t get on this list again, your unban will be within the next 9 hours.

  11. Liquidketamine2
    Liquidketamine2

    nigga what the fuck happened i thought valve forced you to shut down ur discord link is invalid holler at me

  12. iNateHiggers Avatar

    Hello, Mr. JimmyNigsJunior. This is off-topic to the Left 4 Dead 2 (FAG) content you’re hosting but, where can I watch all of your Left 4 Dead 2 videos? I know you were posting them on /gif/ and /pol/ threads, mainly /gif/, but I was wondering is there any link or groups I can watch them on?

    Thank you in advance, JimmyNigs Junior.

    Please, I love Left 4 Dead 2 as much as you do as it is the only thing in my life that brings me happiness, and I hope to hear back from you.

    Kind regards

    1. jimmynigs

      Sorry, you should have saved them. They’re tucked away in one of my hard drives. I might re-upload them if I get the time.
      I appreciate that you liked the videos, but they’re so much work to make.

      1. iNateHiggers Avatar

        Okay, that’s fine. Thank you for the response.

  13. Pipsqueak The Pirate Avatar

    Dear Jimmynigs,

    I admit I was undeniably, completely & utterly direspectful towards you when we met on that fateful game wrongfully kicking an agent of the Falve Anti-cheat, I had no idea who you or your group were at the time & I solemnly apologize for my heinous crime. Now that I’ve been enlightened by Jimmynigs godly embrace & purpose I can set fourth on the
    path of faglessness. You have shown me the rights and wrongs of my fagful ways, allowing me to follow a newfound purpose in my life. Please Cleanse my faggotry-ridden soul, & my undying loyalty to You Jimmynigs is forever eternal. So long as I walk among this fag-filled community, I will never stray from the path of Jimmynigs & his following. My steam ID STEAM_0:0:93399508

    1. jimmynigs

      Holy shit EPIC appeal. You sir are immediately unbanned. Furthermore, you’ve been marked as “protected”. Even if a FAG happens to be in the same game as you, your game will remain unaffected.

  14. Sad Car Avatar
    Sad Car

    https://steamcommunity.com/id/ezanti

    btw this is echo’s alt account, ban him he’s accusing me of being jimmy

  15. darkngigl@Gmail.com Avatar

    why is my steam linked on your site

      1. darkngigl@Gmail.com Avatar
        1. jimmynigs

          my steam now, tf u gon do about it BITCH

  16. fecal explosion Avatar
    fecal explosion

    hey jimmy, i’m sorry for being a faggot. haven’t played this game in a hot minute so i was playing like hot garbage. I usually just like to pass the tank off to someone else because i usually get set on fire and die, wasn’t trying to throw the game i was trying to do the opposite, help us out. hope you can look past it and forgive me/take me off the ban list. thanks for reading, much appreciated hope your day goes well- fecal explosion

    1. jimmynigs

      Unbanned fecal explosion lol

  17. Meety coover Avatar

    Ohhhh I have to issue an apology. Here goes, Mr. Jimmy Nigs Jr Sensei I apologize from the darkest depths of my heart. sorry to be so toxic and say I am very good , I promise from the faggiest part of my being, I will never do it again.

    1. jimmynigs
  18. NorthwestLegend
    NorthwestLegend

    I’m NorthWestLegend. I was banned quite a while ago by THE Jimmy niggs. I was talking shit, because I didn’t take his threat seriously. I’m very sorry, and it won’t happen again. I believe you now lol
    I was also recently banned again by zMike? I was trying to fix the ping in our lobby and I didn’t know he was part of your crew. I meant no disrespect and I’m sorry

    1. jimmynigs

      Forgiven, your ban expires in 1 hour

      1. Jesse Avatar
        Jesse

        Thank you very much kind sir. Feel free to message me, I would love to learn

      2. darkngigl@Gmail.com Avatar

        zmike is apart of this now lmao

        1. jimmynigs

          I literally don’t even know who zmike is. If someone is out there acting on my behalf that’s cool I guess

  19. Nugget
    Nugget

    hey there, I’m Nugget. I was FAG banned yesterday at 9:00pm, I wanted to say I’m very sorry the way I treated you. I thought it was a joke and I realize it wasn’t I’ve never been Ddos before until now at least and I want to unbanned. I truly am sorry for things I’ve said, should’ve kept my mouth shut but I didn’t. I want this to be a lesson for me because I really enjoy playing Left 4 Dead and I can’t live without it. please understand that I’m truly sorry 😔
    my steam ID: 1560040170

      1. Nugget Avatar
        Nugget

        Thank you very much, I promise it will not happen again if we meet once more

  20. Nugget Avatar
    Nugget

    Hey there, names Nugget and I was Fag banned yesterday around 9:00pm. I wanted to say i’m very sorry about the way i didn’t respect you and Left 4 dead has been my while life. I want this to be a lesson for me to not get into any trouble with fag bans. I’m truly sorry for the trouble i caused . 😞

  21. diarrheafarts
    diarrheafarts

    My lord Jimmy Nigs,

    I’m sorry, I was so wrong. I don’t want to lose my priveledge to l4d2, Please forgive me. Without l4d2, I feel lonely, I never want to lose l4d2 in my life. I am sorry and I’ll work hard on changing my behavior

    Yours truly,
    diarrheafarts

    1. jimmynigs

      Please get in contact with Charlie Zelenoff ASAP

  22. snipersi3ge Avatar

    i am sorry i had to get what i said off my chest now can you please unban me

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, your ban has been set to expire in 1 hour

  23. Solar Avatar
    Solar

    On the eleventh of this month I think I ran into you but I was clear. However, I came back to ask if something went wrong because I haven’t disrespected you in any way but my server is still being ddos’ed. Even when I want to play single player, the server brings me up to 900 ping and it becomes unplayable. Please tell me if I did something wrong.

    1. jimmynigs

      Unfortunately I have nothing to do with that. I too have been getting ddosed. It seems like this technology has gotten into the hands of the wrong people.

      1. Solar Avatar
        Solar

        Oh. I see then. Thanks for the info though.

      2. GoFuckYourself Avatar
        GoFuckYourself

        Wrong hands? Cock sucker with your god complex, you ARE the wrong hand. You are exactly what is wrong with the gaming community. I saw your video, you look like every school shooter. Loser who can’t get laid sitting in his mom’s basement saying “I have friends on the other side”. By other side, do you mean the other side of the McDonalds counter? I mean if you could get laid you wouldn’t spend your time making a website dedicated to people begging you to unban them so that they can play the game they paid for. I will dedicate a lot of time to a Reddit community to DOX you. I’m not even on your list but every game other people are joining is getting wrecked cause of you, you fat fuck.

        1. jimmynigs

          You must be retarded, cause my dox is publicly available. Fucking dumbass

  24. _ ึ (blank name) Avatar

    Hi, I’m not sure what I did to get on this list, but I promise not to do it again. I just play this game to have fun and relax.

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, your ban is set to expire in 1 hour.

  25. LesBhonest Avatar
    LesBhonest

    Hey Jimmy nibs 🙂 It’s nice to see and meet you on this website I never knew about until tonight. I sincerely apologize for my actions in any previous gameplay, and I have no intention of doing any sort of exploitation what’s so ever in any of my future gameplays. I am aware that I have ran into multiple hackers that didn’t like me for my sexual orientation, which is Lesbian since I am a female, I have had continuous hate for it. However, I wish to regain full access to my Left 4 dead 2 and I promise you won’t ever hear any complaints from me again. I am truly sorry please forgive me.

    For your convenience, I have provided my steam ID on the bottom

    76561199131761671

    1. jimmynigs

      Approved, your ban has been set to expire in 20 minutes

    2. bold Avatar
      bold

      lol fag, stay a squeaker

  26. KA Avatar
    KA

    Let people play better than you can and fucking kill yourself.

    1. jimmynigs

      Being good at a video game is the saddest flex. Good job, you wasted thousands of hours learning something that is not monetizable in any way. If anyone should kill themselves it’s you.

      1. LAX Avatar
        LAX

        Did some toxic pro hurt your feelings one day or something? People become good from playing a long time and they continue playing because it’s fun. If they happen to be better then others (you) why can’t you just uninstall instead or get better if you really want to enjoy the game. You’d rather whine and pretend everyone else that comments here is the loser. Also, if you’re talking about wasting hours, all my previous comments were answered pretty quickly in different days and times, so you obviously got nothing else going on if you have the time to sit and tend to your site all day long.

        1. jimmynigs

          I could never dump thousands of hours into such a pointless activity. You should all be ashamed of yourselves

          1. jimmyniggsfan (not on steam) Avatar
            jimmyniggsfan (not on steam)

            Its not bc I been here myself but i agree with this. Ppl tkae gaming way too serious. the only ones that should take it kinda somewhat a little serious are ppl who make money off it. Even then most of them barely care bc the ad revenue and subs are their regardless if they play or not. And there are plenty of content creators who are mid or bad at video games and make money off of it. So yea being good at games hardly means anything.

      2. funnyfunnyman Avatar
        funnyfunnyman

        for someone calling people faggots, you’re surely acting like one yourself

  27. Onyx Avatar
    Onyx

    Fuck you. You are nothing. You are depressed, you hate yourself, and you’re fuckin ugly. You wake up for the last 20 something years hoping you will die, that maybe today will be the day; maybe you’ll walk into the street at the right moment and that bus hits you this time. Your father hates you. Your mother wishes you were everything you’re not. You are nothing. You will remain as such. You will never have your name known anywhere. You will be forgotten because you will never be anything more than what you are now- nothing. When you die no one will come to your funeral, no one will care or shed a tear. You are isolated. You are not loved or liked by anyone because people know there is something wrong with you. You even know there is something not right about you. So you spend your time in the lowest tier of hacking because you actually are subpar at that too, like everything else. You sometimes wish you had cancer so that maybe anyone would take pity on you and love you. You’re desperate and you can go fuck yourself if you think I’m going to beg you to take me off your list. Cunt. Your little website has been reported to the FBI as a cybersecurity crime, except you’ll not be known for shit like some Anonymous hacker because you’re so fucking low tier. Good game.

    1. jimmynigs

      I need to figure out how to prevent people from deleting their own comments. Because you’ll wake up tomorrow, re-read this, and realize how it’s all projection, and you’re describing the way you feel about your own life. Why do you think your parents hate you? Have you considered that it’s all in your head? Maybe you should just submit an apology like a regular human being instead of seething 24/7

    2. jimmyniggsfan (not on steam) Avatar
      jimmyniggsfan (not on steam)

      all this over being ddosed?

  28. odugocak Avatar

    [url={removed}]Esehiney[/url] Ofiixuui {removed}

  29. Cunt
    Cunt

    Salutations. I just wanted to thank the person behind this scheme for breaking me out of the gaming addiction I mentioned he’d be saving from if he banned me and I hope everyone else reading this takes this opportunity to stop being a gaming loser fag sitting home all day disappointing your family and ruining your life.

    Instead of looking up videos on how to remove ddos I suggest looking up videos on how to turn your life around this year and become the best version of yourself. Jimmynigs has blessed us with this opportunity from saving ourselves from our own harm.

    This video is a great start into the year please give it a look from Iman Gadzhi.
    https://youtu.be/8b3dRqMf-f8?si=rEotOrO-WWyBGS0U

    1. jimmynigs

      Wow dude thanks to this video I’m gonna be living in a mansion in 2024! You motivationaltards are so fucking cringe I swear. News flash buddy, you’re not gonna magically make it by “changing your mentality”. “Oh yeah let me magically make myself not poor” statements made up by the utterly deranged. Iman Gadzhi is making bank on your retarded ass.

      1. Cunt
        Cunt

        Ha ha, you are so cute. Glad we both can agree these fags need to get off the games and do something better with their lives. Thanks for approving my comment bby 😘. You’ve got some heart in you.

  30. Trayzn Avatar
    Trayzn

    retarded faglord banned me cuz i called him gay. Very telling!

  31. nikbiorn
    nikbiorn

    you stupid retard i hope cancer kills your mother faggot and go fucking kys i will skin you down already and shoot you in the back of the head you cant ddos and you are a shit i will break your mother spine and open her skull on the floor hahahahaha kid i have played since you tried every day even left 4 dead 1 local oh dont forget my 2 account on same ip 76561198358462011 get cancer moron )

    1. jimmynigs

      Stop trying to make me ban people. I mean I’m gonna ban 76561198358462011, but just because he seems like the type to give a good reaction. Not because I think it’s you.

    2. jimmynigs

      You are coming on this website and pretending to be someone so I can ban them. At least respect my intelligence. Reach out to me directly on Matrix.

      1. nikbiorn
        nikbiorn

        Your bullshit always give me a chuckle. Thanks. Respect for seeing through it, and for the content. Apologies.

          1. jimmyniggsfan (not on steam) Avatar
            jimmyniggsfan (not on steam)

            Are we able to message u on Matrix to get u to attach the bot on ppl who are extremely toxic and bullies or no?
            Bc i have a group of ppl who trolled and harassed me on discord who come form l4d2.

          2. jimmynigs

            Due to legal reasons, I cannot answer this question. Please reach out to me on Matrix ASAP so we can discuss an unrelated matter.

  32. redlobster Avatar
    redlobster

    unban me loser, what do you need?

    1. jimmynigs

      I think you might wanna change your attitude

  33. pimpnamedslickback Avatar
    pimpnamedslickback

    seriously wtf is this shit i just wanna play left 4 dead 2 ???? what did i do wrong

    1. jimmynigs

      Sorry, both of those steam id’s now have a 6 month ban due to your spamming. By all means continue spamming, it’s 1 click for me to delete it all. But your attitude is… disappointing.

      1. pimpnamedslickback Avatar
        pimpnamedslickback

        be sure to get this one too 76561199352861203 moron

  34. Bе[N]Z1n Avatar
    Bе[N]Z1n

    Sorry for being born gay, 76561198014020324

    1. jimmynigs

      This is a sad pathetic excuse for an apology. As it stands, your ban has been set to expire in 24 days.

  35. jrayco~ Avatar
    jrayco~

    Sorry for being born gay, 76561199337984012

    1. jimmynigs

      This is a sad pathetic excuse for an apology. As it stands, your ban has been set to expire in 24 days.

  36. Rich Avatar
    Rich

    Bro how the hell can I get off this list ?

    1. jimmynigs

      Should have listened when I was in game explaining it

      1. Rich Avatar
        Rich

        which account were you ?

        1. jimmynigs

          Wouldn’t you like to know, NIGGER

      2. Rich Avatar
        Rich

        Ohhhh I have to issue an apology. Here goes, Lord Jimmy Nigs Jr Sensei I apologize from the deepest darkest depths of my heart. I dont know what I did to get on here but whatever it is that I (a fucking fag) did , I promise from the faggotest parts my being , I won’t do it ever again.

        P.S. you are a god amongst men

        1. jimmynigs

          Very well. Due to the fact you’re black, your ban is set to expire in 1 hour.

  37. Cul-C-Hypnotize666 Avatar
    Cul-C-Hypnotize666

    funny, bruh. guess your ddos thingy doesnt work in canada, cuz im still pwnin your ass. get good, loser. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011603296

    1. jimmynigs

      I don’t understand. That profile you sent me wasn’t even on the FAG list. Guess I’ll add it lol. Good to know you’re in Canada, you sound like a faggot.

  38. Whiterun Guard or Soulcalibiur Avatar

    im srry i tried to get ghozt unbanned that was big mistake on my part idk why i thought helping a faggot would be a good idea so i blocked him and deleted my comment i apologize for trying to stop your justice
    sinceraly whiterun guard

    1. jimmynigs

      I would like to know what is the way to stop the ddos. Provide me with that information, and I will consider an unban. Associating with the likes of GHOZT is nothing to be taken lightly.

      1. Whiterun Guard or Soulcalibiur Avatar

        hes using family sharing alt accounts and just straight up not playing also you can put “”” in ur name or ~~~ to stop the ddoses this is all he told me

        1. jimmynigs

          What about what you told him? You said

          I know of a way to stop the ddos

          1. Whiterun Guard or Soulcalibiur Avatar

            he already told me that stuff about family sharing i was going to tell him about the “” or ~~ thing that stops it but he already knew he said that hes getting tired of l4d2 and is not liking it anymore and i apolagize for trying to help him

          2. jimmynigs

            If you actually try the ~ or ” trick, you’ll see that it doesn’t actually work. But for your co-operation, I grant you a 20 minute ban expiry. Please don’t feed GHOZT, he is a deeply deranged homeless individual.

    2. (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ Avatar
      (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ

      That guy hit me up saying that the ” ” in the name or ~ will stop the ddos. what a snitch to save his own ass. funny, and i was the one that deleted him and blocked him, he is a liar. how else did he know of this site ? lol

      1. jimmynigs
      2. charliezelenoff
        charliezelenoff

        How’s the report coming along? Did you learn how to spell and use proper grammar yet?

  39. ( _ . _ ) Avatar
    ( _ . _ )

    This guy Jimmy and his team must have really small penises….. Or they were fucked by their own dads in the ass.
    And those asking for unblocking have no pride at all.
    Have a nice day you shitheads.

    1. jimmynigs

      I don’t understand, do we have small penises? Or should we have a nice day. You’re sending mixed messages.

      1. JACK SMACK Avatar
        JACK SMACK

        Just guessing you got fucked in the ass by your dad because you did’t seem to care about that how did that feal?

        1. jimmynigs

          It’s doesn’t

          feal

          good

          1. JACK SMACK Avatar
            JACK SMACK

            The more I think about it, I played that game a lot in the past years and really I should be thanking you for getting me away from that toxicity for a few days. Made me realize I need to move on to newer games you can not hack like games 2015 plus. But any way ty.

          2. jimmynigs

            I don’t care

  40. shitlips Avatar
    shitlips

    I am sorry for being and obnoxious asshole in-game lord jimmy. I am even more sorry for being a trans chink while saying those things to you.

    1. jimmynigs

      Trans chink approved, but what is your fucking steam username?

      1. JimmyKimmel Avatar
        JimmyKimmel

        Stfu shitlips

  41. Skaaz Avatar
    Skaaz

    JimmyLovesTransNiggJewies

  42. Green Inja Avatar
    Green Inja

    remove my ban and I will consider your ascension into godhood. How does The All-Powerful Jimmy sound.

  43. Onyx Avatar
    Onyx

    If you remove my ban I will show you my cute feet (with visible musk)

  44. YourMomsFatPussy Avatar
    YourMomsFatPussy

    Join my tele, but first you must send a vid of your boyfriend cumming on your tongue.
    {Link removed by lord jimmy}

  45. immortalhalo Avatar
    immortalhalo

    I am so sowwy *rubs my nipples* can you pweeeease find it in you your hawwwt to fowgive meeeeeeee

    Much appreciation Master Jimmy and your Fat Fucking Cock *blushes*

    1. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      Congratulations halo. Your ban has been reduced from 5 lifetime sentences to 3 lifetime sentences. Tell your girlfriend Stephan Asturi to come back and we can discuss an additional reduction.

    2. jimmynigs

      I’ll unban you for 35 larch pieces of wood

      1. charliezelenoff
        charliezelenoff

        And if you meet me North of New York

        1. Goodman Avatar
          Goodman

          You or anyone like you never have and never will do shit irl. Hell I bet I could walk past you and you’d be the most kindest person or pathetic pushover ever.

          1. jimmynigs

            I guess we’ll never find out

  46. hairynigga365 Avatar
    hairynigga365

    Dear Sensei Jimmy,

    I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to you with the utmost respect and humility to express my sincere apologies for any actions that led to my ban from Left 4 Dead 2. I understand the importance of maintaining a positive and fair gaming environment for all players, and I deeply regret any disruption my behavior may have caused.

    I want to assure you that I have reflected on my actions and recognize the importance of abiding by the rules and guidelines set forth for the community. I take full responsibility for any violation and understand that consequences are necessary to maintain a healthy gaming environment.

    I genuinely love playing Left 4 Dead 2 and value the community it provides. Being banned has made me realize the impact of my actions on the overall gaming experience for myself and others. I am committed to rectifying this situation and ensuring that I contribute positively to the community moving forward.

    If there are specific guidelines or conditions I need to meet to lift the ban, I am more than willing to adhere to them. I am also open to any necessary educational measures to better understand and respect the rules in place.

    Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience or frustration my actions may have caused, and I kindly request your consideration for an unbanning. I assure you that I have learned from this experience and am committed to being a respectful and responsible member of the Left 4 Dead 2 community.

    Thank you for taking the time to read my message. I appreciate your dedication to maintaining a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for everyone.

    Sincerely,
    hairynigga365

    1. jimmynigs

      While I appreciate your apology, I cannot find your name to unban you. Please send me your username.

  47. TondelayaDellaVentiMiglia Avatar
    TondelayaDellaVentiMiglia

    While I subscribe to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of sheldons… I assure you that in none of them am I apologizing.

    1. jimmynigs

      Treblinka! I mean Bazinga!

  48. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    My name is Patrick Bateman. I am
    twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
    Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
    floor, Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse. I believe in taking care of myself, in a
    balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
    morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice
    pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
    now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
    pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
    water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
    scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply a herb mint facial masque which
    I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
    routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little
    or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
    you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
    balm, followed by a final moisturizing “protective” lotion…

    It is hard for me to make sense on any given
    level. My self is fabricated, an aberration. My personality
    is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is
    persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared
    a long time ago, if they ever did exist.

    1. jimmynigs

      I don’t see your name anywhere, but thank you for the poem.

  49. Bubsky Avatar
    Bubsky

    Sorry for asking out on you, bro! I got triggered. My bad.

    1. jimmynigs

      asking out on you

      I don’t know what this means but as it stands with your pathetic excuse for an apology, your ban expires in 4 days.

      1. Bubsky Avatar
        Bubsky

        I meant ACTING OUT. I made a typo. Thank you, sir.

        1. jimmynigs

          A 4 day expiry is hardly anything to thank me for. But you’re welcome I guess.

  50. Grore Trewas Avatar
    Grore Trewas

    It’s Roger, you mind not DDossing me? Ruins my day, and screws over the others I play with.

    1. jimmynigs

      I’m sorry, that doesn’t sound like an apology to me. Maybe my hearing is a little fucked up can you say again?

      1. Grore Trewas Avatar
        Grore Trewas

        Apologies, just let me play my game that I love man.

        1. jimmynigs

          For your very weak apology (that I had to squeeze out of you), I grant you a 4 day ban expiry. Feel free to try again. What is your steam id?

          1. Grore Trewas Avatar
            Grore Trewas

            76561199206325770, honestly man, I don’t even care what happened between you and I. In the past. Do whatever you feel. Please just let me have this. One of the few things that bring me joy.

  51. (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ Avatar
    (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ

    ZELENOFF — Today at 10:39 AM
    Hey man I just want to apologize
    ZELENOFF — Today at 11:08 AM
    Bro I just want to apologize

    1. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      ZELENOFF — Today at 9:39 AM
      Hey man I just want to apologize
      Ghozt — Today at 9:56 AM
      y do i not trust you ?
      wanna play cs2 ?
      ZELENOFF — Today at 10:08 AM
      Bro I just want to apologize
      Ghozt — Today at 10:09 AM
      post that on ur website so everyone can see
      ZELENOFF — Today at 10:09 AM
      TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY THE CHAMP CHARLIE Z DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS

  52. snipersi3ge Avatar

    I apologize for saying the n-word on l4d2 but this is kinda bullshit

    1. snipersi3ge Avatar

      also sorry for sayiing this twice

    2. jimmynigs

      You didn’t get banned for saying the n word, you got banned for trying to kick me.

          1. jimmynigs

            That doesn’t sound like an apology to me

      1. snipersi3ge Avatar

        well you said you will ddos what tf did you expect if not me someone else would have

      2. snipersi3ge Avatar

        and now i am sorry but i had to get that off my chest

  53. snipersi3ge Avatar

    I apologize for saying the n-word on l4d2

  54. Filliam Avatar
    Filliam

    I am so sorry for what I have done. I wish I could take it all back. Please forgive me. The thread has been deleted, and I will no longer be a bother to you or your members.

  55. Filliam Avatar
    Filliam

    jimmy, my participation in a forum post on Steam was a big mistake on my part. I have deleted the thread, and I won’t make any mention of it hereafter. I am sorry for having disturbed you.

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, your ban has been set to expire in 30 minutes.

  56. Broccoli Avatar
    Broccoli

    Hello Jimmy Nigs,

    I truly do apologize for the transgression made against you and your movement. It was my actions that resulted in this FAG ban, and the mistakes I have made will never happen again. I am truly sorry.

    For your convenience, I have provided you my SteamID64: 76561198127424835

    1. jimmynigs

      Thank you, your ban expires in 10 minutes

  57. Frog advark Avatar
    Frog advark

    dear jimmy sama, I’m very sorry for making you angry, I didn’t think about the consequences of my actions, I really want to play with my friends again, and I also want to congratulate you for purging the toxicity in l4d2, I watched your videos and they are funny, I admire the people like you and your work (sorry for my bad English, I’m using Google Translate, I don’t understand English very well)

    psdt: te amo (i love you)

    1. jimmynigs

      Approved, your ban expires in 10 minutes

  58. Augenzeug
    Augenzeug

    Howdy Jimmynigs, I left the game because all of the other players were leaving as well. I hold no ill attitude toward you nor your antics. Pretty crazy that you were able to pull this shit off.

    P.S. I had to leave about 10 min after I left your game for a personal issue so it seemed I was doomed from the start

    1. jimmynigs

      Okay no problem. Your ban expires in 10 minutes.

  59. johnie588 Avatar
    johnie588

    Have you considered not sucking cock?

  60. gamer27 Avatar
    gamer27

    If you put this much effort in a singular constructive aspiration, you could maybe NOT be a loser

  61. Guy_1234
    Guy_1234

    hey jimmy nigs,

    i messed up dude and I owe you an apology. im sorry i upset you in a l4d2 versus game that we played together and i honestly love the content that you produce, if i had known it was you i would’ve done the complete opposite of upsetting you. i hope you continue doing whats best for the future of l4d2 and i hope to be removed from your offline FAG list

    my user is ^ ^, 76561198051480530, STEAM_0:0:45607401

    1. jimmynigs

      Thanks Guy_1234, your ban has been set to expire in 10 minutes

  62. peachyfizz Avatar
    peachyfizz

    I apologize for going against you. Honestly, you’re hilarious and it’s sad to see that Valve cannot fix their game to protect it from DDOSes. Rock on, man! I hope that you remove me from the list. Thank you.

    1. jimmynigs

      That’s all you had to say. Your ban expires in 10 minutes.

      1. Scar Avatar
        Scar

        Your a bit of a asshole aren’t you

      2. JACK SMACK Avatar
        JACK SMACK

        Yo I do got 1 good thing to say to you. Who ever set this server up did awesome and it is really user friendly. Should set steams shit up for them it would be a much better job then they could do.

        1. jimmynigs

          One of my loyal followers built this from scratch using wordprint or something. I forget what it’s called. I’ll definitely let him know you like his work. Maybe I can even put you in contact with him if you have more work

          1. JACK SMACK Avatar
            JACK SMACK

            No thanks losing 1 account on left for dead is fine for now when I am ready to lose the next one I will check it out for sure but still must say good work on the sight.

          2. jimmynigs

            Good work on the sight indeed

  63. getajob Avatar

    kill yourself incel faggots

    1. jimmynigs

      Troons found my website it seems

  64. Shockwave Avatar

    Get a life, you fucking loser.

  65. KA Avatar
    KA

    I just dont understand why you would want the FBI after you. Its really fucking stupid. Its a waste of a good game for you and me.

    1. jimmynigs

      Is the FBI in this room with us right now?

      1. KA Avatar
        KA

        Youre interfering with commerce.
        You can go to prison for this.
        I hope it will be worth it for you 🙂

          1. JACK SMACK Avatar
            JACK SMACK

            If you last that long……

  66. KA Avatar

    Hey! fucking kill yourself out of respect for the game.

    Its not my problem that you dont setup your computer’s game controller. I really cant believe you can be so fucking braindead. If you were my kid I would have killed you a long time ago. Your parents are right to hate you.

    1. jimmynigs

      Remind me to mark you as perma banned

  67. AMAZULU
    AMAZULU

    Dear Sensei Jimmy,

    I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to you with the utmost respect and humility to express my sincere apologies for any actions that led to my ban from Left 4 Dead 2. I understand the importance of maintaining a positive and fair gaming environment for all players, and I deeply regret any disruption my behavior may have caused.

    I want to assure you that I have reflected on my actions and recognize the importance of abiding by the rules and guidelines set forth for the community. I take full responsibility for any violation and understand that consequences are necessary to maintain a healthy gaming environment.

    I genuinely love playing Left 4 Dead 2 and value the community it provides. Being banned has made me realize the impact of my actions on the overall gaming experience for myself and others. I am committed to rectifying this situation and ensuring that I contribute positively to the community moving forward.

    If there are specific guidelines or conditions I need to meet to lift the ban, I am more than willing to adhere to them. I am also open to any necessary educational measures to better understand and respect the rules in place.

    Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience or frustration my actions may have caused, and I kindly request your consideration for an unbanning. I assure you that I have learned from this experience and am committed to being a respectful and responsible member of the Left 4 Dead 2 community.

    Thank you for taking the time to read my message. I appreciate your dedication to maintaining a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for everyone.

    Sincerely,
    AMAZULU

      1. AMAZULU
        AMAZULU

        [aim + bhop] hako!
        January 13, 2024
        This guy used AI 90% too so his apology should be rescinded.

        Now, seriously, I got banned because I had a FAG twitch streamer on my team (I was solo and random queueing) and it just auto-banned all of us. Sorry for staying in that lobby and I’m glad that Twitch fag is on the FAG list. Please unban me as I did not wish to associate voluntarily with such scum named “DAMON”. Sensei Jimmy, you are cleansing this community of cockroaches and I appreciate your work, please forgive my wrongdoings.

        1. jimmynigs

          Hell yeah fuck Damon. You sir are unbanned in 10 minutes.

  68. waffles Avatar
    waffles

    bro please unban me from this i want nothing more than to actually enjoy this game again yea i said some fucked shit but thats how anyone would react to a cheater or ddoser again i apologize for what was said and after reading what the purpose of this entire thing is i actually applaud for taiking action against the assholes who just kick players for no reason any way i hope you will unban me from this and if we ever cross paths nothing but kindness from me have a good day sir and stay safe

    1. jimmynigs

      Approved. Your ban has been set to expire in 4 hours. You can track the time remaining in Offline FAGs.

      1. waffles Avatar
        waffles

        thank you kind sir

        1. jimmynigs

          Have you heard any rumors from the Imperial City?

  69. (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ Avatar
    (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ

    Ok, you gys win, im sorry for acting out and being a dick, I dont mean to be a dick, it just happends, ill will be nice for now on. I been tring to turn my life around and get things done in life and id like to play l4d2 with out ddosing my friends. I am now in a hole that i dug and im trying to get out. im also trying to change my life and make money with my CDL trucking licence. I go to school now and i have lots of things to work on. but with the little time i have off of education, id like to play a game. if you dont want to unban me from this list, then thats ok i guess, l4d2 is boring and full of crap anyways, but id like a 2nd chance to start playing with my friends that invite me to a game.

    1. (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ Avatar
      (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ

      are you guys gonna consider my appeal ?

      1. jimmynigs

        I think you should make a deal with Charlie

        1. (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ Avatar
          (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ

          https://www.ic3.gov/
          go here to complain about me and my internet crimes

          1. (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ Avatar
            (λ) ǤЋōƶŧ

            why u guys deleting ur paper trails ? its too late the FBI got ur ass ! post this

            https://www.ic3.gov/

            By digitally signing this document, I affirm that the information I provided is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge. I understand that providing false information could make me subject to fine, imprisonment, or both. (Title 18, U.S.Code, Section 1001)

            lololololololololol

          2. jimmynigs

            You are a retard GHOZT

      2. charliezelenoff
        charliezelenoff

        Once a FAG always a FAG. You have shown no remorse or effort to rectify your behavior of a FAG. Therefore, I have indefinitely deemed you as ineligible for any appeals.

        1. JACK SMACK Avatar
          JACK SMACK

          You will get the same respect in court lmao. No appeals for you.

  70. tripp Avatar
    tripp

    Hello Mr. Jimmy
    I’d like to apologize for using harsh language in our game two days ago. I now understand that there is no place for toxicity in the best game ever, Left 4 Dead 2. I won’t make this mistake again. 😊

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, your ban has been set to expire in 4 hours.

  71. Ghozt
    Ghozt

    actualy, let me call him now a few times….

    1. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      If he answers tell him I said hello!

  72. Ghozt
    Ghozt

    im asking you to drop this fag ban or ima call ur friend from text me all morning long….

    1. jimmynigs

      I’m asking you to do to me as you did the other inmates and kindly suck my dick

        1. jimmynigs

          That’s right, get on your knees you fat fuck

          1. JACK SMACK Avatar
            JACK SMACK

            Eat shit jimmy thats my bud and I have the text # to lol.

          2. jimmynigs

            Man can you shut your bitch ass up?

          3. JACK SMACK Avatar
            JACK SMACK

            No bubble tits I have your real name and address of one you fuckwads you will be hearing from me soon…

          4. jimmynigs

            I’ve already been doxxed faggot. If it took you this long to find my info, you need to re-evaluate your life. How fucking sad that it took you this long. Now for the next step, actually show up. Pro tip, you won’t.

      1. KA Avatar
        KA

        OMG he’s so funny!

    2. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      A felon, ex con, women beater, welfare leacher, homeless, and homosexual? In prison terms, that means 5 consecutive life terms where you will have your homosexual satisfactions met!

      1. JACK SMACK Avatar
        JACK SMACK

        Your going to be an ex con at some point.

        1. jimmynigs

          Can we get a 2 weeks countdown?

  73. SeeJ Avatar
    SeeJ

    Read this poem aloud. It rhymes!

    I thought that I was the ringleader, the Katniss Everdeen.
    Alas, I was nothing more than those other guys.
    And so come I crawling back, my hands not yet clean.
    Thus with a heavy heart, I must apologize.

    1. jimmynigs

      Don’t ever write a poem again. Your ban has been set to expire in 24 hours. You can track the progress on the Online FAGs page.

      1. pee Avatar

        You’re about to get a rude awakening. You’re no better than a script kiddy, and you’ll be bawling your eyes out in jail soon.

  74. sko Avatar
    sko

    alr so this guy, hako cried about me because i said ez twice. he got demolished then went to cry for you for help since he probably doesn’t know any better. i made my video to show him how sad he was, he is expecting ddos to solve all of is problems and i expected that, maybe it would change.

    Now that i have checked this website out, i realised that he has been victim of this “fag ban” like you call which is pretty funny and ironic. but anyway, dont you think you could use this to “fag ban” on actual fags? This is mostly why i can here, to make you realise you could actually use this for good use instead of promoting random cheat and stream snipe.

    And this actually made me realise that i should not be toxic ingame instead of being toxic sometimes. I usually dont make people mad for no reason but this time i gotta agree it was free toxicity i gave him xd.
    See? i actually learned from this and i tried to make that hako guy learn too but looks like it failed sadly.

    maybe this is not the “boot licking” appeal you were expecting but this is what i give you.
    Im sorry for hurting is ego online and i also hope he will be able to manage is anger because doing what he did is not worth it. it wont change a thing. anyway, have a good day 🙂

    1. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      So are you asking to have your ban lifted or no?

    2. jimmynigs

      You know what. I wanna hate you but I just can’t. You make an incredibly compelling argument

      dont you think you could use this to “fag ban” on actual fags

      This made me audibly chuckle

      You managed to keep a cool head despite extremely unfair and cruel treatment. For your honesty and good sportsmanship, I award you a 3 hour ban expiration. You can track the progress on our Online FAGs page.

  75. Tyrone Avatar
    Tyrone

    Aw hell naw I aint goin back to prisom me n my blicky finna do a lil sumin

    1. jimmynigs

      Tyrone? I thought I told yo punk ass to get back to work. That cotton ain’t gonna pick itself boah

      1. Tyrone Avatar
        Tyrone

        Ayo fuck is you mean by that? Im finna go hiroshima nagasaki up in yo ass bitch. Black Mamba baby.

        1. jimmynigs

          Ayyy bruuh chiilll. I dint meanit nigga dont go busssssin all up in dis motha fucka

  76. Shakur Avatar
    Shakur

    Hello Jimmy, I’m aware I got fag banned and I’m pretty sure this is on the comment I made on the discussion about you because I’ve havent played in a bit, I’m sorry if it seemed like I was belittling you in a way or exposing you that was never my intention. I enjoy your videos and I’ve been a fan since the dorksyne videos on your old channel and I’ve even put most of your videos in my YouTube trolling playlist. I’m truly sorry if I’ve upset you and I would love and appreciate another chance from you. Again, very very sorry you’re hilarious on youtube.

    1. jimmynigs

      Approved. I just wanted to make sure you were on the right team. Your ban’s been lifted immediately.

      1. Shakur Avatar
        Shakur

        I don’t mean to bother you but I’m still getting extremely high ping in public servers to the point where it’s unplayable for everyone in them. Just wondering if this will go away soon

        1. jimmynigs

          Uuuh you’re probably in the same game as someone who is FAG banned. Check this link Online FAGs. If you see someone on there that’s in your game, that explains it.

  77. noaimbot Avatar
    noaimbot

    Fuck this website and I don’t apologize faggot LOL your site is getting ddosed soon

    1. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      You’re a nigger that got banned on MLK day. You have lost your freedom and are now enslaved by a guy ironically named….. Jim.

  78. noaimbot Avatar
    noaimbot

    I am writing this apology based on the acts I committed both in left for dead & on discord. I called Jim a batty boy and also threaten to call the FBI & also tried to kick one of ya’ll employees out the game. I am deeply sorry for what I’ve done and I believe I should get another chance. At first when you first joined the game I really didn’t believe what would happened until it happened I’m not going to lie I tried to private my steam account and it didn’t work so I’m basically forced to bow down and write a apology. I hope this apology is worth getting my ban date reduced Because I always believe in 2nd chances, Also when I get unban I will also join the organization and work for you and promise to never break any rules again.

    1. jimmynigs

      Not a bad apology. Due to the nature of your crimes I’m unable to set your expiry date to anything shorter than 3 days. But let’s just make it 2.

    2. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      Enjoy the 6 month ban loser LMAO

    3. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      Imagine being a total nigger and being banned on MLK day LOL

  79. noaimbot
    noaimbot

    Look I’m not going to lie I didn’t actually know this would happend LMFAO… This seems crazy to me but yea I apologize lool!

    1. jimmynigs

      Sad pathetic attempt at an apology. Threatened to call the FBI, and called me a batty boy. Ban expires in 6 days.

      1. charliezelenoff
        charliezelenoff

        He threatened to call FBI AND batty boy? That should be minimum 2 weeks.

        1. jimmynigs

          Yeah you know what you’re right, 2 months it is. And he revealed that he was black in the discord soooo what is that 4 months? Sounds about right.

  80. JACK SMACK Avatar
    JACK SMACK

    ENJOY THE BAN FELLOW FAGGOT.

    1. jimmynigs

      Oh no, my alt got banned, how will I ever recover

      1. JACK SMACK Avatar
        JACK SMACK

        Mine to I dont know if I will ever recover ty for the ddos power that I convert back onto you love it will ddos again and again and again.

          1. JACK SMACK Avatar
            JACK SMACK

            Nobody cares about your pathetic life boy child. To you is somebody is disabled or colored wrong to you youd ban them. Your sick I will know your real name in LA soon enough.

          2. JACK SMACK Avatar
            JACK SMACK

            Oh ya I already took a video and screen shots of how your posting every ones personal info on this web page which is a felony. So even if you delete it will never matter. When I finish gathering my information on you and your accomplices I will be turning this into the authorities. So at this point our relationship will sadly end here till I get you arrested….. So adios amigos.

          3. jimmynigs

            Take your meds schizo

  81. coachgaming
    coachgaming

    I apologize for my wrong doing, Id like to get my fag ban lifted as I am a fag of l4d2 community, but not anymore this has made me re think my life decisions and not be a faggot anymore

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, what is your username?

      1. coachgaming
        coachgaming

        Coach, I sincerely apologize for being a fag and ill do anything to get avoid my next fag ban, Master Jimmy.

        1. jimmynigs

          Approved, your ban is set to expire in 10 minutes.

        2. charliezelenoff
          charliezelenoff

          Just an FYI if your words are not sincere and you violate again, you may be perma FAG banned.

      2. coachgaming
  82. SomeoneNamedHenry
    SomeoneNamedHenry

    In light of this system that I can’t escape from unless i play on L4D2center or local servers I just want to be removed from it so I can go back to vanilla l4d2 versus or play with friends in the future so it doesn’t become a shitshow to play okay please and if you join one of my games I’ll just ignore you and leave.

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, your ban has been set to expire in 10 minutes.

  83. john martinez Avatar
    john martinez

    i got fag banned because I told you to kys so now i am actually going to do it instead, my l4d means too much to me. I love you jimmynigs

    1. jimmynigs

      NO PLEASE DON’T KYS I’M SO SORRY WHAT IS YOUR STEAM USERNAME?

      1. john martinez Avatar
        john martinez

        GamingGooner69, i am so sorry my sweet prince

        1. jimmynigs

          Approved, your ban has been set to expire in 10 minutes.

  84. George Avatar
    George

    Yo Jimmy Nigs I sincerely apologize for going against the l4d code of honor in our match together as i was not aware that the FAG system was out to help me in the long run and called a kick unwittingly on you. after reading about FAG bans I am a firm believer in fighting FAGgottry in l4d and am pledging my allegiance to your cause

    1. jimmynigs

      Good apology, your ban has been set to expire in 10 minutes

  85. [aim + bhop] hako! Avatar
    [aim + bhop] hako!

    I am writing to sincerely apologize for the inappropriate comments I made during our recent Left 4 Dead 2 Versus game. Upon reflection, I realize that my words were disrespectful and went against the spirit of fair play and sportsmanship.

    I understand that such behavior is not acceptable, and I want to express my genuine regret for any frustration or discomfort my comments may have caused. It was not my intention to create a negative experience for you or anyone else participating in the game.

    I recognize the importance of maintaining a positive gaming environment for everyone, and I am committed to being more mindful of my words in the future. Online gaming should be a fun and enjoyable experience for all players, and I apologize for deviating from that principle.

    1. jimmynigs

      That is a very sincere apology. Approved, your ban is set to expire in 10 minutes.

  86. JimmyNigsIsAnIncelFemboy Avatar
    JimmyNigsIsAnIncelFemboy

    Hope you’re having fun with your femboy dilemma. The FBI has wind of these operations. Enjoy the sentence lol

    1. jimmynigs

      FBI (Falve Ban Inquisitors). I think we’re on the same team bro

    2. JimmyNigsIsAJollyFellow Avatar
      JimmyNigsIsAJollyFellow

      so much fail

  87. 紫 (on steam) Avatar
    紫 (on steam)

    Hello Daddy Jimmy. Would it be possible that your bot is attacking me again?

    1. jimmynigs

      That’s not possible. It’s likely that someone else in your server is FAG banned, or someone else is well versed in the dark arts of the DOS. Does every game you join get DOSed?

  88. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    Jimmy u is a no life bitch ddosing me cuz i destroyed u when u have cheats XDDDD I just play on alt anyway trash ass nice try. Im gonna contact the server host to try to take down ur site to bitch ass loser LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    1. jimmynigs

      Im gonna contact the server host to try to take down ur site to bitch ass loser LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

      Don’t make me laugh

    2. 紫 (on steam) Avatar
      紫 (on steam)

      he owns the site tho…

  89. 陰影 Avatar

    hay jimmy im sorry for how I treated you I hope you can forgive me I know I was an asshole

    1. jimmynigs

      Hay 陰影, your appeal has been approved, your ban expires in 6 hours. You can track it in Offline FAGs

  90. Steppy
    Steppy

    Your Majesty Jimmy Nigs I am Steppy and I recently Was FAG banned and I know how much of a pussy I am and I want to learn from you so please as a follower of Jimmy Nigs unFAG ban me and I promise to never even talk to any Fags ever again. Sincerely – Steppy

    1. jimmynigs

      That’s very noble of you Lord Steppy. I hereby pardon you of all your sins. Your fag ban has been set to expire in 10 minutes. You should be able to see the counter on our Offline FAGs page.

      1. Steppy
        Steppy

        Thank You, My King

  91. You're mom Avatar
    You’re mom

    Suck my mother fucking dick yo!

    1. jimmynigs

      Mayn shut yo bitch ass up mayn i use to rape niggas like you back in jail nigga shut yo bitch ass up pussy ass nigga i rape yo momma nigga on my momma nigga

  92. Jimmyadmirer
    Jimmyadmirer

    Hey Jimmy keep up the good work you remind me of Malcolm Reynold’s work on the dark souls series, do you think you will expand your anti-cheat to other valve games like left for dead 1 or team fortress 2 as there are many people who need to be taught a lesson on those games

    1. jimmynigs

      Unfortunately TF2 does a great job at preventing our… justice if you will. It’s not possible to to to their servers what we do to the l4d2 servers. And left 4 dead 1 is pretty much dead at this point.

  93. Burnamash
    Burnamash

    Jimmy, im sorry for my actions. I woke up that morning and was having a pretty shitty day and never ment to take it out on you. but im just a simple pathetic worm and i beg for your forgiveness.

    1. Burnamash
      Burnamash

      forgot to mention about me pleading to have my ban appealed or the very most shortned, im running on fumes pretty much once i realized the power of the system.

    2. jimmynigs

      Approved. Your ban expires in 1 hour. Don’t make me regret this foul worm. You can track the progress in the Online FAGs page.

  94. Tutorial man Avatar
    Tutorial man

    My name used to be AwesomeMicheal2015 but for a while I’ve been tutorial man.

    1. jimmynigs

      Looks good, I found you.

  95. Tutorial Man Avatar
    Tutorial Man

    Jimmy I apologize for all wrong doing I did to you as I have learned my lesson and will not wrong you again. Your anti-cheat has definitely done its job messing up my game and others and I would appreciate having my ban removed or shortened.

    1. jimmynigs

      Approved, your ban expires in 2 hours. You can see how much time is left on the Offline FAGs page.

  96. Ellis1488 Avatar
    Ellis1488

    I just wanted to say that Russia is an anti-White pedophile Muslim shithole, so it’s no wonder that a degenerate inbred Amerimutt like you glorifies them. Having a dedicated page to sucking them off on a site that is about L4D2 griefing is retarded.

    1. jimmynigs

      Glad you got that off your chest, now go die in a hole in Bakhmut. You should have left Donbass and Luhansk alone you fucking hohol.

      1. President Zelinsky Avatar

        wow i didn’t know u were an unironic zigger lol
        love your content either way no matter which corrupt government u support

        1. jimmynigs

          Love you too President Zelinsky

  97. jimmythefaggot
    jimmythefaggot

    Bahahhahahaha nigga really thinks hes something lmfaoo

    1. jimmynigs

      Hold your tongue, foul knave. Pretty soon you’ll be begging me to unban you.

  98. 紫 (on steam) Avatar
    紫 (on steam)

    Hello Jimmy, it is 紫 from a L4D2 game we were in. I wanted to sincerely apologize for the way I acted towards you. It has been some time since I was actually toxic but when you made mention of attaching the bot I got kinda heated because I don’t like cheaters. However, you never did say you were gonna target ME specifically, so I had no reason to act the way I did. If you could remove said bot that would really be appreciated, and I’ll never be an ass every again.

    1. 紫 (on steam) Avatar
      紫 (on steam)

      I have also removed that steam status and unblocked the main account

    2. jimmynigs

      That’s a very profound and touching apology sir. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Now for the matter at hand, your ban. I have set it to expire in 30 minutes. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. You can see the timer on the FAGs Offline page. Good day sir

      1. 紫 (on steam) Avatar
        紫 (on steam)

        Thank you and its actually cool as fuck you’re able to do this and it’s funny

    3. charliezelenoff
      charliezelenoff

      Clear your block list

      1. 紫 (on steam) Avatar
        紫 (on steam)

        Cant’ the two people that raided my account harassed me are on there. I can remove Sceli tho

  99. Solar Avatar
    Solar

    Wait do im not bad anymore?

    1. jimmynigs

      Yeah I didn’t ban you. You didn’t call the vote, and I have no way to confirm if you F1ed or F2ed

  100. Solar Avatar
    Solar

    Oh thank you so much.

  101. Solar Avatar
    Solar

    i wont mess around anymore pls unban me im very sorry

    1. jimmynigs

      I spoke too fast when I threatened to ban you, you didn’t actually do anything wrong. It was the other guys. As you can see, you’re not on the FAG ban list.

  102. lamepop Avatar

    And do you have are ips

  103. lamepop Avatar

    can you take my name off the list i beg you ill get you any thing

    1. jimmynigs

      What might be happening is that you’re in a game with someone that is FAG banned. Because the “Cuck” column is what determines if the bot attacks you. And your “Cuck” box is unchecked.

  104. lamepop Avatar

    you said i whould get out the list in 2 hours please jimmy im sorry

    1. jimmynigs

      Did the bot target you recently?

    2. lamepop Avatar

      I will be nice Jimmy please

      1. jimmynigs

        I did make the bot stop targeting you yesterday so you should be good. When’s the last time you got attacked?

    1. jimmynigs

      Your VPN works faggot, now shit up the website

  105. austinbates21 Avatar
    austinbates21

    I cant play the game anymore

      1. austinbates21 Avatar
        austinbates21

        can you please take me off this list

        1. jimmynigs

          I think you should come up with a better apology mister. That’s just not gonna cut it. As of now, your ban expires in 1 week. A better apology can change that

          1. austinbates21 Avatar
            austinbates21

            apologies because you got your feelings hurt? lmao

          2. jimmynigs

            A better apology can make your ban duration shorter…. a worse apology can make it… I think you know where this is going. It would seem like you have not learned your lesson. Very well then, your ban expiration date has been rescinded. Ban expiration date: Indefinite

          3. austinbates21 Avatar
            austinbates21

            lmao you’re the kid that got beat up. what a fucking loser.

          4. jimmynigs

            And to think I almost unbanned you. tsk tsk tsk. You sir definitely belong on this list.

          5. austinbates21 Avatar
            austinbates21

            my friend idc. this is what you have to do to have a social life. investing all of your time into something that no one cares about. let me know in 10 years when you’re still flipping burgers because you spend your time doing pointless shit.

          6. jimmynigs

            Sheesh, no need to project so hard. If someone’s gonna be flipping burgers it’s you’re mom when I’m sexing her while she makes me dinner LOL

  106. lamepop Avatar

    Im sorry Jimmy we kicked you cuz you was cheating i just whant to play and have fun i don’t mean to make you mad

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, it seems like you have learned your les son. I will for give you. Your ban expires in 2 hours. What is your steam name?

  107. BRAiN-DED Avatar
    BRAiN-DED

    Please remove me from your DDOS platform.

    1. jimmynigs

      Very well, your ban will expire in 2 days. Now get out of my sight foul beast

      1. BRAiN-DED Avatar
        BRAiN-DED

        You mentioned ban would be removed in 2 days, its saying 12 days

        1. jimmynigs

          Ah, my mistake, I made it expire in 30 minutes.

  108. Landlord Floyd Avatar
    Landlord Floyd

    OFFICA PLEASE I CANT PLAY MAYUN I CANT PLAY DONT DDOS ME MAYUN PLEASE

  109. Whiterun Guard or Soulcalibiur Avatar

    i wont piss you off ever again il stop talking to you badly i will be respectful to you im sorry

    1. Limpy_Sausage26 Avatar
      Limpy_Sausage26

      Dear Jimmynigs,

      I apologize for being disrespectful towards you. You have shown me my awful ways and I vow to never be a fag again. Pretty please unban me I’ll be a good boy. You are the greatest man to walk this earth for the amazing work you do please unban me.

      1. jimmynigs

        Approved, insta-unbanned

  110. fuck jimmy nigs Avatar
    fuck jimmy nigs

    i cant play the game anymore

    1. jimmynigs

      Your FAG ban expires on 2024/04/04. Next time watch your mouth kid

      1. Kirye Mell Avatar
        Kirye Mell

        yo jimmy, cmon get that fag out, we (or me, dont remember tho) weren’t disrespecting u, we were kicking u cuz the flood was anoying, it was a boys day

        1. jimmynigs

          That doesn’t sound like an apology to me

          1. Kirye Mell Avatar
            Kirye Mell

            Gimme a reason to apolgy cuz as i was saying, i didn’t disrespect u

          2. jimmynigs

            I don’t think you’re in any position to make demands right now. I’ve got you by the balls, so to speak

          3. Kirye Mell Avatar
            Kirye Mell

            I apology then (dont even play that much, also im being cool rn), if u could bring me a clip where my teammates were disrespecting u, that would be cool, cuz i’ll get someone to fckup from there

          4. jimmynigs

            You couldn’t even say “I apologize” correctly. Very well then, due to this weak apology, I’ll set your ban to expire in 6 hours. You can see the counter on the Offline FAGs page. Let this be a lesson to anyone that dares disrespect LORD JIMMY!!

          5. Kirye Mell Avatar
            Kirye Mell

            didn’t realize about that XD, english is not my mother language but i can speak it completly

          6. jimmynigs

            Oh so you’re an immigrant too. In light of this new information, I’ve extended your ban expiry date from 6 hours to 10 hour

          7. Kirye Mell Avatar
            Kirye Mell

            not an inmigrant, im living on my natal country

          8. jimmynigs

            Good, stay there

          9. Kirye Mell Avatar
            Kirye Mell

            also is there a way to speak on a more fluid way?

          10. jimmynigs

            What do you mean? I have a Discord and a Matrix channel if that’s what you mean.

          11. Kirye Mell Avatar
            Kirye Mell

            wrote u on discord

381 Replies to “Falve Anti-Cheat (FAG) Ban Appeal”

  1. Hi there Jimmy, Like the most recent comment in this section, I had no idea that this site existed, I was playing with a friend of mine and there is this dude called “Zenom” that just entered the match, makes fun of us and i proceed to votekick him, and he told me this: ”
    Zenom : Ahora estas en la lista de victimas ante ataques DDoS. “, Basically he is telling me in spanish that i am in a list for DDoS attacks, Just because i votekicked him, Anyway, Im wondering if you jimmynigs (my majesty) could unfagban me, plz

    Here is my steam profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/blessedbyjesuschrist/
    And my id, My Majesty: STEAM_0:1:576291657

  2. Hello Jimmy, so I was playing VS with my friend (we were insulting each other just for fun) and out of nowhere this guy called Zenom told me that I got added to the Fag Ban list for no reason (at least not one that he told me).
    So I was wondering if you (my majesty) can talk to him or if he can told me the reason and if I can get unbanned (sorry if my English is bad, is not my main language).

    Here his message when he told me that I got added to the Fag Ban List: Zenom : Ahora estas en la lista de victimas ante ataques DDoS.

    My Steam ID: https://steamcommunity.com/id/IfIScreamNobodyWillHearMe/

  3. Hello Jimmy, I had no idea that this site existed until I realized that it was banned. I found out thanks to a friend and I ate this ban because I was playing with my friends and a guy named Venom came in and started to poison us that we had hacks.
    something that we obviously don’t have and the guy got angry with me because I simply killed him and predicted his movements and his spawns. He left angry threatening me about a “fagban” that until that day I had not understood but as the weeks passed he came back and only came in to say ” Enjoy your fagban Seven.” and that’s good. Could you please unban me?

    Postscript: I don’t speak English very well so I’m writing this with the translator.
    My id: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199442382956/

  4. Hi Jimmy, I was banned by a peruvian who insulted me and my friend in all the ways possible. His name is Zenom and he used wallhacks, speedhack and a lot of others hacks so we insulted him for that. We wanted to know if u could unban us beacuse we think it isnt fair that a peruvian can ban us and we didnt do anything so bad. thx u

    My ID: STEAM_0:1:769944731
    My friend ID: STEAM_0:1:112986811

      1. I need to ask my friend for that because he played in more servers with him. I only played 1 match with Zenom but I remember that he had the peruavian accent on the mic when he yelled ta my friend. Also, my friend saw him using words like “pe” in the chat so I will tell him to send screenshots of the conversation

      2. That’s right, Jimmy. In the few interactions we’ve had with Zenom, we believe he might be Peruvian. When he spoke over the microphone, we noticed a certain peruvian accent, although we’re not completely sure because his mic kept cutting out. Similarly, when i joined another game and encountered him again, he wrote in the chat: “y este quien es pe” (and who is this, pe), using the characteristic ‘pe’ of Peruvians. Before i could do or say anything, i received an automatic F1 from he and the other two who were with him. If we’re mistaken and Zenom isn’t Peruvian, we apologize. We don’t like Peruvians either.

  5. Hi Jimmy, I have no fucking idea what this site is but they told me that here I could appeal my ban for supposedly selling autobhop XD, why, cuz I can’t play for the fps drop effect lol, so if it’s possible pls unban me
    STEAM_0:1:664446418

      1. Hi JC,

        I’m very sorry for what I did. I feel awful. I know I did something very wrong and I can’t have a good experience playing with my friends

        Seriously, I can’t stop thinking about it.

        Please, I ask you to forgive me and unban me. I’ve already sucked your cock 6 times and my jaw already hurts.
        I don’t want my games to have attacks again.

    1. Apparently you were trying to sell open source projects. Besides, one of your previous names is DJ PERUANO…. yeah you definitely deserve to be banned.

      The entire country of POORU should be banned actually. Dirty fucking spics.

      1. I never tried to sell open codes, and besides I just want to relax from the game, I don’t know why you banned me because of my PERUVIAN DJ, I mean, I don’t understand why you ban me because of my name, not also being from Peru, with all due respect.

  6. Hello Jimmy, good evening, first of all I didn’t know about this page, after researching I understood better, but I have a question which is why I am banned?, the second is that please unban me since this game is my life, I can’t live without this game, every day the only thing I want is to play this I don’t get tired nor will I get tired I think I will do something crazy if I can’t play a game again, in advance I ask you 2 favors, tell me why they banned me and the second if you could unban me, thank you I love you have a nice day. STEAM_0:1:561047817

    1. muy buen hijo mio, me gusta que me chupen la pinga para pedir su desbaneo, más te vale ser buena persona para que no vuelvas a entrar a esta lista, tu desbaneo será dentro de las próximas 9 horas.

      very good my son, I like to get my dick sucked to ask for your unban, you better be a good person so you don’t get on this list again, your unban will be within the next 9 hours.

  7. Hello, Mr. JimmyNigsJunior. This is off-topic to the Left 4 Dead 2 (FAG) content you’re hosting but, where can I watch all of your Left 4 Dead 2 videos? I know you were posting them on /gif/ and /pol/ threads, mainly /gif/, but I was wondering is there any link or groups I can watch them on?

    Thank you in advance, JimmyNigs Junior.

    Please, I love Left 4 Dead 2 as much as you do as it is the only thing in my life that brings me happiness, and I hope to hear back from you.

    Kind regards

    1. Sorry, you should have saved them. They’re tucked away in one of my hard drives. I might re-upload them if I get the time.
      I appreciate that you liked the videos, but they’re so much work to make.

  8. Dear Jimmynigs,

    I admit I was undeniably, completely & utterly direspectful towards you when we met on that fateful game wrongfully kicking an agent of the Falve Anti-cheat, I had no idea who you or your group were at the time & I solemnly apologize for my heinous crime. Now that I’ve been enlightened by Jimmynigs godly embrace & purpose I can set fourth on the
    path of faglessness. You have shown me the rights and wrongs of my fagful ways, allowing me to follow a newfound purpose in my life. Please Cleanse my faggotry-ridden soul, & my undying loyalty to You Jimmynigs is forever eternal. So long as I walk among this fag-filled community, I will never stray from the path of Jimmynigs & his following. My steam ID STEAM_0:0:93399508

    1. Holy shit EPIC appeal. You sir are immediately unbanned. Furthermore, you’ve been marked as “protected”. Even if a FAG happens to be in the same game as you, your game will remain unaffected.

  9. hey jimmy, i’m sorry for being a faggot. haven’t played this game in a hot minute so i was playing like hot garbage. I usually just like to pass the tank off to someone else because i usually get set on fire and die, wasn’t trying to throw the game i was trying to do the opposite, help us out. hope you can look past it and forgive me/take me off the ban list. thanks for reading, much appreciated hope your day goes well- fecal explosion

  10. Ohhhh I have to issue an apology. Here goes, Mr. Jimmy Nigs Jr Sensei I apologize from the darkest depths of my heart. sorry to be so toxic and say I am very good , I promise from the faggiest part of my being, I will never do it again.

  11. I’m NorthWestLegend. I was banned quite a while ago by THE Jimmy niggs. I was talking shit, because I didn’t take his threat seriously. I’m very sorry, and it won’t happen again. I believe you now lol
    I was also recently banned again by zMike? I was trying to fix the ping in our lobby and I didn’t know he was part of your crew. I meant no disrespect and I’m sorry

  12. hey there, I’m Nugget. I was FAG banned yesterday at 9:00pm, I wanted to say I’m very sorry the way I treated you. I thought it was a joke and I realize it wasn’t I’ve never been Ddos before until now at least and I want to unbanned. I truly am sorry for things I’ve said, should’ve kept my mouth shut but I didn’t. I want this to be a lesson for me because I really enjoy playing Left 4 Dead and I can’t live without it. please understand that I’m truly sorry 😔
    my steam ID: 1560040170

  13. Hey there, names Nugget and I was Fag banned yesterday around 9:00pm. I wanted to say i’m very sorry about the way i didn’t respect you and Left 4 dead has been my while life. I want this to be a lesson for me to not get into any trouble with fag bans. I’m truly sorry for the trouble i caused . 😞

  14. My lord Jimmy Nigs,

    I’m sorry, I was so wrong. I don’t want to lose my priveledge to l4d2, Please forgive me. Without l4d2, I feel lonely, I never want to lose l4d2 in my life. I am sorry and I’ll work hard on changing my behavior

    Yours truly,
    diarrheafarts

  15. On the eleventh of this month I think I ran into you but I was clear. However, I came back to ask if something went wrong because I haven’t disrespected you in any way but my server is still being ddos’ed. Even when I want to play single player, the server brings me up to 900 ping and it becomes unplayable. Please tell me if I did something wrong.

      1. Wrong hands? Cock sucker with your god complex, you ARE the wrong hand. You are exactly what is wrong with the gaming community. I saw your video, you look like every school shooter. Loser who can’t get laid sitting in his mom’s basement saying “I have friends on the other side”. By other side, do you mean the other side of the McDonalds counter? I mean if you could get laid you wouldn’t spend your time making a website dedicated to people begging you to unban them so that they can play the game they paid for. I will dedicate a lot of time to a Reddit community to DOX you. I’m not even on your list but every game other people are joining is getting wrecked cause of you, you fat fuck.

  16. Hey Jimmy nibs 🙂 It’s nice to see and meet you on this website I never knew about until tonight. I sincerely apologize for my actions in any previous gameplay, and I have no intention of doing any sort of exploitation what’s so ever in any of my future gameplays. I am aware that I have ran into multiple hackers that didn’t like me for my sexual orientation, which is Lesbian since I am a female, I have had continuous hate for it. However, I wish to regain full access to my Left 4 dead 2 and I promise you won’t ever hear any complaints from me again. I am truly sorry please forgive me.

    For your convenience, I have provided my steam ID on the bottom

    76561199131761671

      1. Did some toxic pro hurt your feelings one day or something? People become good from playing a long time and they continue playing because it’s fun. If they happen to be better then others (you) why can’t you just uninstall instead or get better if you really want to enjoy the game. You’d rather whine and pretend everyone else that comments here is the loser. Also, if you’re talking about wasting hours, all my previous comments were answered pretty quickly in different days and times, so you obviously got nothing else going on if you have the time to sit and tend to your site all day long.

          1. Its not bc I been here myself but i agree with this. Ppl tkae gaming way too serious. the only ones that should take it kinda somewhat a little serious are ppl who make money off it. Even then most of them barely care bc the ad revenue and subs are their regardless if they play or not. And there are plenty of content creators who are mid or bad at video games and make money off of it. So yea being good at games hardly means anything.

  17. Fuck you. You are nothing. You are depressed, you hate yourself, and you’re fuckin ugly. You wake up for the last 20 something years hoping you will die, that maybe today will be the day; maybe you’ll walk into the street at the right moment and that bus hits you this time. Your father hates you. Your mother wishes you were everything you’re not. You are nothing. You will remain as such. You will never have your name known anywhere. You will be forgotten because you will never be anything more than what you are now- nothing. When you die no one will come to your funeral, no one will care or shed a tear. You are isolated. You are not loved or liked by anyone because people know there is something wrong with you. You even know there is something not right about you. So you spend your time in the lowest tier of hacking because you actually are subpar at that too, like everything else. You sometimes wish you had cancer so that maybe anyone would take pity on you and love you. You’re desperate and you can go fuck yourself if you think I’m going to beg you to take me off your list. Cunt. Your little website has been reported to the FBI as a cybersecurity crime, except you’ll not be known for shit like some Anonymous hacker because you’re so fucking low tier. Good game.

    1. I need to figure out how to prevent people from deleting their own comments. Because you’ll wake up tomorrow, re-read this, and realize how it’s all projection, and you’re describing the way you feel about your own life. Why do you think your parents hate you? Have you considered that it’s all in your head? Maybe you should just submit an apology like a regular human being instead of seething 24/7

  18. Salutations. I just wanted to thank the person behind this scheme for breaking me out of the gaming addiction I mentioned he’d be saving from if he banned me and I hope everyone else reading this takes this opportunity to stop being a gaming loser fag sitting home all day disappointing your family and ruining your life.

    Instead of looking up videos on how to remove ddos I suggest looking up videos on how to turn your life around this year and become the best version of yourself. Jimmynigs has blessed us with this opportunity from saving ourselves from our own harm.

    This video is a great start into the year please give it a look from Iman Gadzhi.
    https://youtu.be/8b3dRqMf-f8?si=rEotOrO-WWyBGS0U

    1. Wow dude thanks to this video I’m gonna be living in a mansion in 2024! You motivationaltards are so fucking cringe I swear. News flash buddy, you’re not gonna magically make it by “changing your mentality”. “Oh yeah let me magically make myself not poor” statements made up by the utterly deranged. Iman Gadzhi is making bank on your retarded ass.

      1. Ha ha, you are so cute. Glad we both can agree these fags need to get off the games and do something better with their lives. Thanks for approving my comment bby 😘. You’ve got some heart in you.

  19. you stupid retard i hope cancer kills your mother faggot and go fucking kys i will skin you down already and shoot you in the back of the head you cant ddos and you are a shit i will break your mother spine and open her skull on the floor hahahahaha kid i have played since you tried every day even left 4 dead 1 local oh dont forget my 2 account on same ip 76561198358462011 get cancer moron )

          1. Are we able to message u on Matrix to get u to attach the bot on ppl who are extremely toxic and bullies or no?
            Bc i have a group of ppl who trolled and harassed me on discord who come form l4d2.

      1. Ohhhh I have to issue an apology. Here goes, Lord Jimmy Nigs Jr Sensei I apologize from the deepest darkest depths of my heart. I dont know what I did to get on here but whatever it is that I (a fucking fag) did , I promise from the faggotest parts my being , I won’t do it ever again.

        P.S. you are a god amongst men

  20. funny, bruh. guess your ddos thingy doesnt work in canada, cuz im still pwnin your ass. get good, loser. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011603296

          1. he already told me that stuff about family sharing i was going to tell him about the “” or ~~ thing that stops it but he already knew he said that hes getting tired of l4d2 and is not liking it anymore and i apolagize for trying to help him

          2. If you actually try the ~ or ” trick, you’ll see that it doesn’t actually work. But for your co-operation, I grant you a 20 minute ban expiry. Please don’t feed GHOZT, he is a deeply deranged homeless individual.

    1. That guy hit me up saying that the ” ” in the name or ~ will stop the ddos. what a snitch to save his own ass. funny, and i was the one that deleted him and blocked him, he is a liar. how else did he know of this site ? lol

  21. This guy Jimmy and his team must have really small penises….. Or they were fucked by their own dads in the ass.
    And those asking for unblocking have no pride at all.
    Have a nice day you shitheads.

          1. The more I think about it, I played that game a lot in the past years and really I should be thanking you for getting me away from that toxicity for a few days. Made me realize I need to move on to newer games you can not hack like games 2015 plus. But any way ty.

  22. I am so sowwy *rubs my nipples* can you pweeeease find it in you your hawwwt to fowgive meeeeeeee

    Much appreciation Master Jimmy and your Fat Fucking Cock *blushes*

        1. You or anyone like you never have and never will do shit irl. Hell I bet I could walk past you and you’d be the most kindest person or pathetic pushover ever.

  23. Dear Sensei Jimmy,

    I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to you with the utmost respect and humility to express my sincere apologies for any actions that led to my ban from Left 4 Dead 2. I understand the importance of maintaining a positive and fair gaming environment for all players, and I deeply regret any disruption my behavior may have caused.

    I want to assure you that I have reflected on my actions and recognize the importance of abiding by the rules and guidelines set forth for the community. I take full responsibility for any violation and understand that consequences are necessary to maintain a healthy gaming environment.

    I genuinely love playing Left 4 Dead 2 and value the community it provides. Being banned has made me realize the impact of my actions on the overall gaming experience for myself and others. I am committed to rectifying this situation and ensuring that I contribute positively to the community moving forward.

    If there are specific guidelines or conditions I need to meet to lift the ban, I am more than willing to adhere to them. I am also open to any necessary educational measures to better understand and respect the rules in place.

    Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience or frustration my actions may have caused, and I kindly request your consideration for an unbanning. I assure you that I have learned from this experience and am committed to being a respectful and responsible member of the Left 4 Dead 2 community.

    Thank you for taking the time to read my message. I appreciate your dedication to maintaining a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for everyone.

    Sincerely,
    hairynigga365

  24. While I subscribe to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of sheldons… I assure you that in none of them am I apologizing.

  25. My name is Patrick Bateman. I am
    twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
    Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
    floor, Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse. I believe in taking care of myself, in a
    balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
    morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice
    pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
    now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
    pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
    water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
    scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply a herb mint facial masque which
    I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
    routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little
    or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
    you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
    balm, followed by a final moisturizing “protective” lotion…

    It is hard for me to make sense on any given
    level. My self is fabricated, an aberration. My personality
    is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is
    persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared
    a long time ago, if they ever did exist.

          1. 76561199206325770, honestly man, I don’t even care what happened between you and I. In the past. Do whatever you feel. Please just let me have this. One of the few things that bring me joy.

    1. ZELENOFF — Today at 9:39 AM
      Hey man I just want to apologize
      Ghozt — Today at 9:56 AM
      y do i not trust you ?
      wanna play cs2 ?
      ZELENOFF — Today at 10:08 AM
      Bro I just want to apologize
      Ghozt — Today at 10:09 AM
      post that on ur website so everyone can see
      ZELENOFF — Today at 10:09 AM
      TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY THE CHAMP CHARLIE Z DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS

  26. I am so sorry for what I have done. I wish I could take it all back. Please forgive me. The thread has been deleted, and I will no longer be a bother to you or your members.

  27. jimmy, my participation in a forum post on Steam was a big mistake on my part. I have deleted the thread, and I won’t make any mention of it hereafter. I am sorry for having disturbed you.

  28. Hello Jimmy Nigs,

    I truly do apologize for the transgression made against you and your movement. It was my actions that resulted in this FAG ban, and the mistakes I have made will never happen again. I am truly sorry.

    For your convenience, I have provided you my SteamID64: 76561198127424835

  29. dear jimmy sama, I’m very sorry for making you angry, I didn’t think about the consequences of my actions, I really want to play with my friends again, and I also want to congratulate you for purging the toxicity in l4d2, I watched your videos and they are funny, I admire the people like you and your work (sorry for my bad English, I’m using Google Translate, I don’t understand English very well)

    psdt: te amo (i love you)

  30. Howdy Jimmynigs, I left the game because all of the other players were leaving as well. I hold no ill attitude toward you nor your antics. Pretty crazy that you were able to pull this shit off.

    P.S. I had to leave about 10 min after I left your game for a personal issue so it seemed I was doomed from the start

  31. hey jimmy nigs,

    i messed up dude and I owe you an apology. im sorry i upset you in a l4d2 versus game that we played together and i honestly love the content that you produce, if i had known it was you i would’ve done the complete opposite of upsetting you. i hope you continue doing whats best for the future of l4d2 and i hope to be removed from your offline FAG list

    my user is ^ ^, 76561198051480530, STEAM_0:0:45607401

  32. I apologize for going against you. Honestly, you’re hilarious and it’s sad to see that Valve cannot fix their game to protect it from DDOSes. Rock on, man! I hope that you remove me from the list. Thank you.

      1. Yo I do got 1 good thing to say to you. Who ever set this server up did awesome and it is really user friendly. Should set steams shit up for them it would be a much better job then they could do.

        1. One of my loyal followers built this from scratch using wordprint or something. I forget what it’s called. I’ll definitely let him know you like his work. Maybe I can even put you in contact with him if you have more work

          1. No thanks losing 1 account on left for dead is fine for now when I am ready to lose the next one I will check it out for sure but still must say good work on the sight.

  33. Hey! fucking kill yourself out of respect for the game.

    Its not my problem that you dont setup your computer’s game controller. I really cant believe you can be so fucking braindead. If you were my kid I would have killed you a long time ago. Your parents are right to hate you.

  34. Dear Sensei Jimmy,

    I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to you with the utmost respect and humility to express my sincere apologies for any actions that led to my ban from Left 4 Dead 2. I understand the importance of maintaining a positive and fair gaming environment for all players, and I deeply regret any disruption my behavior may have caused.

    I want to assure you that I have reflected on my actions and recognize the importance of abiding by the rules and guidelines set forth for the community. I take full responsibility for any violation and understand that consequences are necessary to maintain a healthy gaming environment.

    I genuinely love playing Left 4 Dead 2 and value the community it provides. Being banned has made me realize the impact of my actions on the overall gaming experience for myself and others. I am committed to rectifying this situation and ensuring that I contribute positively to the community moving forward.

    If there are specific guidelines or conditions I need to meet to lift the ban, I am more than willing to adhere to them. I am also open to any necessary educational measures to better understand and respect the rules in place.

    Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience or frustration my actions may have caused, and I kindly request your consideration for an unbanning. I assure you that I have learned from this experience and am committed to being a respectful and responsible member of the Left 4 Dead 2 community.

    Thank you for taking the time to read my message. I appreciate your dedication to maintaining a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for everyone.

    Sincerely,
    AMAZULU

      1. [aim + bhop] hako!
        January 13, 2024
        This guy used AI 90% too so his apology should be rescinded.

        Now, seriously, I got banned because I had a FAG twitch streamer on my team (I was solo and random queueing) and it just auto-banned all of us. Sorry for staying in that lobby and I’m glad that Twitch fag is on the FAG list. Please unban me as I did not wish to associate voluntarily with such scum named “DAMON”. Sensei Jimmy, you are cleansing this community of cockroaches and I appreciate your work, please forgive my wrongdoings.

  35. bro please unban me from this i want nothing more than to actually enjoy this game again yea i said some fucked shit but thats how anyone would react to a cheater or ddoser again i apologize for what was said and after reading what the purpose of this entire thing is i actually applaud for taiking action against the assholes who just kick players for no reason any way i hope you will unban me from this and if we ever cross paths nothing but kindness from me have a good day sir and stay safe

  36. Ok, you gys win, im sorry for acting out and being a dick, I dont mean to be a dick, it just happends, ill will be nice for now on. I been tring to turn my life around and get things done in life and id like to play l4d2 with out ddosing my friends. I am now in a hole that i dug and im trying to get out. im also trying to change my life and make money with my CDL trucking licence. I go to school now and i have lots of things to work on. but with the little time i have off of education, id like to play a game. if you dont want to unban me from this list, then thats ok i guess, l4d2 is boring and full of crap anyways, but id like a 2nd chance to start playing with my friends that invite me to a game.

          1. why u guys deleting ur paper trails ? its too late the FBI got ur ass ! post this

            https://www.ic3.gov/

            By digitally signing this document, I affirm that the information I provided is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge. I understand that providing false information could make me subject to fine, imprisonment, or both. (Title 18, U.S.Code, Section 1001)

            lololololololololol

  37. Hello Mr. Jimmy
    I’d like to apologize for using harsh language in our game two days ago. I now understand that there is no place for toxicity in the best game ever, Left 4 Dead 2. I won’t make this mistake again. 😊

          1. No bubble tits I have your real name and address of one you fuckwads you will be hearing from me soon…

          2. I’ve already been doxxed faggot. If it took you this long to find my info, you need to re-evaluate your life. How fucking sad that it took you this long. Now for the next step, actually show up. Pro tip, you won’t.

  38. Read this poem aloud. It rhymes!

    I thought that I was the ringleader, the Katniss Everdeen.
    Alas, I was nothing more than those other guys.
    And so come I crawling back, my hands not yet clean.
    Thus with a heavy heart, I must apologize.

  39. alr so this guy, hako cried about me because i said ez twice. he got demolished then went to cry for you for help since he probably doesn’t know any better. i made my video to show him how sad he was, he is expecting ddos to solve all of is problems and i expected that, maybe it would change.

    Now that i have checked this website out, i realised that he has been victim of this “fag ban” like you call which is pretty funny and ironic. but anyway, dont you think you could use this to “fag ban” on actual fags? This is mostly why i can here, to make you realise you could actually use this for good use instead of promoting random cheat and stream snipe.

    And this actually made me realise that i should not be toxic ingame instead of being toxic sometimes. I usually dont make people mad for no reason but this time i gotta agree it was free toxicity i gave him xd.
    See? i actually learned from this and i tried to make that hako guy learn too but looks like it failed sadly.

    maybe this is not the “boot licking” appeal you were expecting but this is what i give you.
    Im sorry for hurting is ego online and i also hope he will be able to manage is anger because doing what he did is not worth it. it wont change a thing. anyway, have a good day 🙂

    1. You know what. I wanna hate you but I just can’t. You make an incredibly compelling argument

      dont you think you could use this to “fag ban” on actual fags

      This made me audibly chuckle

      You managed to keep a cool head despite extremely unfair and cruel treatment. For your honesty and good sportsmanship, I award you a 3 hour ban expiration. You can track the progress on our Online FAGs page.

  40. Hello Jimmy, I’m aware I got fag banned and I’m pretty sure this is on the comment I made on the discussion about you because I’ve havent played in a bit, I’m sorry if it seemed like I was belittling you in a way or exposing you that was never my intention. I enjoy your videos and I’ve been a fan since the dorksyne videos on your old channel and I’ve even put most of your videos in my YouTube trolling playlist. I’m truly sorry if I’ve upset you and I would love and appreciate another chance from you. Again, very very sorry you’re hilarious on youtube.

      1. I don’t mean to bother you but I’m still getting extremely high ping in public servers to the point where it’s unplayable for everyone in them. Just wondering if this will go away soon

  41. I am writing this apology based on the acts I committed both in left for dead & on discord. I called Jim a batty boy and also threaten to call the FBI & also tried to kick one of ya’ll employees out the game. I am deeply sorry for what I’ve done and I believe I should get another chance. At first when you first joined the game I really didn’t believe what would happened until it happened I’m not going to lie I tried to private my steam account and it didn’t work so I’m basically forced to bow down and write a apology. I hope this apology is worth getting my ban date reduced Because I always believe in 2nd chances, Also when I get unban I will also join the organization and work for you and promise to never break any rules again.

          1. Nobody cares about your pathetic life boy child. To you is somebody is disabled or colored wrong to you youd ban them. Your sick I will know your real name in LA soon enough.

          2. Oh ya I already took a video and screen shots of how your posting every ones personal info on this web page which is a felony. So even if you delete it will never matter. When I finish gathering my information on you and your accomplices I will be turning this into the authorities. So at this point our relationship will sadly end here till I get you arrested….. So adios amigos.

  42. In light of this system that I can’t escape from unless i play on L4D2center or local servers I just want to be removed from it so I can go back to vanilla l4d2 versus or play with friends in the future so it doesn’t become a shitshow to play okay please and if you join one of my games I’ll just ignore you and leave.

  43. Yo Jimmy Nigs I sincerely apologize for going against the l4d code of honor in our match together as i was not aware that the FAG system was out to help me in the long run and called a kick unwittingly on you. after reading about FAG bans I am a firm believer in fighting FAGgottry in l4d and am pledging my allegiance to your cause

  44. I am writing to sincerely apologize for the inappropriate comments I made during our recent Left 4 Dead 2 Versus game. Upon reflection, I realize that my words were disrespectful and went against the spirit of fair play and sportsmanship.

    I understand that such behavior is not acceptable, and I want to express my genuine regret for any frustration or discomfort my comments may have caused. It was not my intention to create a negative experience for you or anyone else participating in the game.

    I recognize the importance of maintaining a positive gaming environment for everyone, and I am committed to being more mindful of my words in the future. Online gaming should be a fun and enjoyable experience for all players, and I apologize for deviating from that principle.

  45. Jimmy u is a no life bitch ddosing me cuz i destroyed u when u have cheats XDDDD I just play on alt anyway trash ass nice try. Im gonna contact the server host to try to take down ur site to bitch ass loser LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  46. Your Majesty Jimmy Nigs I am Steppy and I recently Was FAG banned and I know how much of a pussy I am and I want to learn from you so please as a follower of Jimmy Nigs unFAG ban me and I promise to never even talk to any Fags ever again. Sincerely – Steppy

  47. Hey Jimmy keep up the good work you remind me of Malcolm Reynold’s work on the dark souls series, do you think you will expand your anti-cheat to other valve games like left for dead 1 or team fortress 2 as there are many people who need to be taught a lesson on those games

    1. Unfortunately TF2 does a great job at preventing our… justice if you will. It’s not possible to to to their servers what we do to the l4d2 servers. And left 4 dead 1 is pretty much dead at this point.

  48. Jimmy I apologize for all wrong doing I did to you as I have learned my lesson and will not wrong you again. Your anti-cheat has definitely done its job messing up my game and others and I would appreciate having my ban removed or shortened.

  49. I just wanted to say that Russia is an anti-White pedophile Muslim shithole, so it’s no wonder that a degenerate inbred Amerimutt like you glorifies them. Having a dedicated page to sucking them off on a site that is about L4D2 griefing is retarded.

  50. Hello Jimmy, it is 紫 from a L4D2 game we were in. I wanted to sincerely apologize for the way I acted towards you. It has been some time since I was actually toxic but when you made mention of attaching the bot I got kinda heated because I don’t like cheaters. However, you never did say you were gonna target ME specifically, so I had no reason to act the way I did. If you could remove said bot that would really be appreciated, and I’ll never be an ass every again.

    1. That’s a very profound and touching apology sir. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Now for the matter at hand, your ban. I have set it to expire in 30 minutes. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. You can see the timer on the FAGs Offline page. Good day sir

          1. A better apology can make your ban duration shorter…. a worse apology can make it… I think you know where this is going. It would seem like you have not learned your lesson. Very well then, your ban expiration date has been rescinded. Ban expiration date: Indefinite

          2. my friend idc. this is what you have to do to have a social life. investing all of your time into something that no one cares about. let me know in 10 years when you’re still flipping burgers because you spend your time doing pointless shit.

          3. Sheesh, no need to project so hard. If someone’s gonna be flipping burgers it’s you’re mom when I’m sexing her while she makes me dinner LOL

    1. Dear Jimmynigs,

      I apologize for being disrespectful towards you. You have shown me my awful ways and I vow to never be a fag again. Pretty please unban me I’ll be a good boy. You are the greatest man to walk this earth for the amazing work you do please unban me.

      1. yo jimmy, cmon get that fag out, we (or me, dont remember tho) weren’t disrespecting u, we were kicking u cuz the flood was anoying, it was a boys day

          1. I apology then (dont even play that much, also im being cool rn), if u could bring me a clip where my teammates were disrespecting u, that would be cool, cuz i’ll get someone to fckup from there

          2. You couldn’t even say “I apologize” correctly. Very well then, due to this weak apology, I’ll set your ban to expire in 6 hours. You can see the counter on the Offline FAGs page. Let this be a lesson to anyone that dares disrespect LORD JIMMY!!

          3. didn’t realize about that XD, english is not my mother language but i can speak it completly

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